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I thought about explaining this photo, but I decided it would be better if you did. Free iLikeAndy.com t-shirt to whoever provides the best quote for this picture.

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[The Flame]

"Garden Gnomes For Change" endorse Andy Osenga for President.

[WDR]

Cool! You met ZZ-top's personal Irish Roadie Gnome!

[Michael Terry]

"I met the guy who poses for all the trophy statues!"

or

"We represent The Caedmon's Call Guild"

or

"Nerd-O-Gram"

[Michael Terry]

or

"apples and oranges rock....or do they...."

[Steve W]

"Andy if she'll take me back, I think that we could make it...maybe not"

[nate downey]

Ignoring the obvious, Andy exclaimed "I love that sweater! Where did you get that?"

[Steve]

Clues to Dumbledore's "orientation" began emerging.

[adam]

This is obviously the new ad campaign for Travelocity.

"Travelocity - You'll Never Roam Alone. You'll have an Andy-O"

[Chris]

Andy's all smiles because the magical yard gnome has arrived to restore his missing toe. (don't ask for a picture of what's in the bag)

[RA]

Breakfast of champions: blueberry muffin and a tall, nonfat mochalata with extra gnome!

[sevenmiles]

"I'll have what he's drinking."

or

"Uh, thanks, but I've already got a drink."

[Stephen]

"I finally got to meet Santa's Elf-In-Charge-of-Guitar-Production! Who knew he lived in Nashville?!! He said I'd been a good boy and that I might actually get a new guitar this year...so long as I stayed away from any music including the following words: company, angels, essential, forefront, Clay, Aiken."

[(Another) Josh]

"Whew, man, I've been holding it all day, but wait 'til he finds this on fire on his doorstep"

[Chasemonkey]

Wow, David Crowder's not looking very good these days.

[josh]

and then we went to prince's house and he let us try on some headgear formerly known as "hats"

[Bo D.]

"I'm not even sure I want him to leave my yard!"

[Warren]

"Andy O., now with 30% more gnome!"

"Next Up: 'After the Garden', with special guest gnome"

"Andy gets a glimpse of what he'll look like in the new fangled fashion sense of the year 2035"

...and sorry for this next one but I couldn't let it go:

"Can you find the dunce?"

[joe]

"andy's lawn gnome was kind enough to return his missing toe and bring hot java!"

[Chris Hubbs]

Andy's headed in to Sputnik; Mitch Dane is headed out. Mitch is quite ready for the coffee.

[(Another) Josh]

Andrew Osenga: The painful reality of what happens when you leave the gnome community.

[Geof F. Morris]

"Hooked on Heroin Worked for Me!"

[Eric]

Ready for the un-gnome!

[keith]

Andy's new producer hopes to find that "middle-earth" sound.

[Elizabeth]

"The *other* member of Andy and Andes"

[Allison]

This week on "Where are they now?": Andrew Osenga and David the Gnome.