Wednesday
Mar122008
Please explain
Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 01:24PM
I thought about explaining this photo, but I decided it would be better if you did. Free iLikeAndy.com t-shirt to whoever provides the best quote for this picture.
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"The day the "Photo with a gnome" game went very, very wrong."
Andy finally meets Ron Paul's presidential running mate Hienrich Schnuldledorf.
Give me all your lovin, take-out breakfast and Osenga, too.
Give me all your lovin, and I'll give discount travel to you.
Hmm...
1. Andy,
At 8 a.m. today, the Gnome poisons the coffee. DO NOT DRINK THE COFFEE. More instructions will follow.
Cordially,
Future Andy
2. Andy finally comes face to face with his favorite Biblical hero, Gnome the Baptist.
3. In his free time, Andy just likes to hang out with his gnomies. (I didn't come up with that, but it's still appropriate)
Andy at auditions for Chronicles of Narnia
'will you sign my beard?'
andy if you want responses to your posts just over a free t-shirt again. :)
57 comments and counting.
Andy picks up Garret from his "night job"
The lead singer of ZZ Top knew he wouldn't be popular forever, but he never dreamed he would end up working as a traffic cone. How the mighty have fallen.
"If only this unsuspecting gnome knew that Andy had given him a brown bag filled with horseradish, he might not have had such a big smile."
"Andrew Osenga...Where fantasy meets reality"
When he first walked in I couldn't tell if he was wearing a giant red pointy hat or if he just suddenly had a really good idea....
"Hi, I;m buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"
"...and Amelie's father received yet another polaroid of his garden gnome's travels."
Worst. Belt. Ever.
"ok.... now how do I explain to the girls that instead of the tooth fairy, our family gets visits from the coffee gnome?"
whoa.....i didnt know that when you book with travelocity....they REALLY send the gnome to you.....
"you can't run from jesus or your elf."
i know. its (he's) a gnome. but its all i've got.
A photo from the new Travelocity commerical:
"When Will I Roam?" featuring Andrew Osenga.
You can have one too, just simply cut off an appendige and plant it in your garden. Two years later, and..... ta da!!
That'll be the last time I kiss a sleeping garden gnome...
Having just recorded a new jingle for Travelocity, Andy O. hangs out in the studio with Bucky Goldstein, The Roaming Gnome's stunt double.
"It would have been nice to meet The Roaming Gnome himself", said Mr O., "but I'm just stoked to be here. And besides, bucky's a swell guy! You should totally check out his pedal board!"
Andy before and after he's had his morning coffee and pizza bagel
What the !@#*?
"Earlier this week, Andy was surprised to find out that Sweetwater Music decided to send Andy a free state of the art Metro Gnome for his upcoming EP Letters to the Editor Vol. 2"