Roast Beef is Delicious

Five years ago today I begged my wife to take me to the hospital. "Take it off!" I told the doctor. "I don't care anymore. It hurts too much. Take it off."

And they did.

You probably know the rest of the story. If not, let Andy Gullahorn tell you about it.

I should add, this is my remix of his song. It is far superior in every way.



You can purchase this glorious remix over at the Rabbit Room. CLICK HERE!

(Yes, that photo is of the actual shoe I was wearing during my accident. My friend and neighbor Christopher Williams stole it from me a few years ago, had it bronzed (yes, BRONZED) and gave it to me Tuesday night at a surprise five-year toe amputation party thrown in my honor. The plaque reads "Andrew Osenga - Less of a body, Mower of a man". I have good friends.)

Comments

[(Another) Josh]

the cymbal choke at "symbol" was brilliant.

[jarred mccauley]

awesome!!

[cricket]

happy anniversary!!! too funny!!

:-)

[Andrew Mackay]

That was stellar. Jealous.

[Dean Pyle]

all kinds of brilliance!

[Matthew Smith]

That remix was surprisingly disturbing. Good job!