Things this awesome can't really be true, can they?

Sure, I'm glad Barack's in and Hillary's out, but really THIS is the most wonderful news I could have possibly hoped for.

Comments

[Sean w/o an H]

I may have just scared the neighbors.

Thanks for making my CENTURY Andy, you rock!

[Sean w/o an H]

err, by laughin that is :D

[Brody]

Brilliant.

[Geof F. Morris]

I have no words.

None.

[wally]

does that mean that clay is one of the four horsemen?

[Peter Gaultney]

I just read too many of the comments on that page. Some of which, incidentally, were pretty brilliant.

[rachel]

no way. no way!! how can this be for real?????

[Josh Stockment]

Woooooooooooooooooooooow.

[Tom Bubb]

That is probably the weirdest thing I've EVER heard. I've got a serious case of the jibblies.

[Joey C.]

WOH! WOH! WOH! Did anyone catch this sentence?! Does this make sense to ANYONE?!

"She was artificially inseminated by Clay."

I knew it. I knew Clay was a government project. Woh. This is too much in one sitting.