Sunday
Aug272006
True or False 2
Sunday, August 27, 2006 at 10:13PM
All right kids! Tonight we're going to play another round of True or False, the game where I give you a statement, you write down whether you think it's true or false, and then I tell you the answer. Remember, it's only opinion, and mine are right. Here we go...
1. James Taylor is awesome.
2. Joan Collins is scary.
3. I am terrible at maintaining a lawn.
4. AndyGullahorn.com is a waste of your time.
5. There is no secret ingredient in McDonald's fries.
6. Plastic surgery is rarely noticeable.
7. I can't wait to go to bed tonight.
And now the answers...
1. False. He's boring. Most of my friends think he's really great, but I pretty much can't listen to him. Especially "shower THEEEEE people you love with love, show them THEEEEE way that you FEE-HHEEEL." Painful.
2. True. And very. Alison's watching the Emmy's right now. I don't really know who she is or what she's done, but she'll probably come at me with a knife in a nightmare soon. A Zombie nightmare.
3. True. I just mowed and did some weed-whacking. I need to call my brother, who is a part-time landscaper, to tell me what to do past that. And I probably won't do what he tells me because it all sounds frightening. And, you know, the toe thing...
4. False. AndyGullahorn.com is one of my favorite websites. Not only is he a brilliant songwriter, which he unarguably is, but he's freaking hilarious. His site has a review of each his concerts, in the form of a haiku, an opinions page, where he rates things from 1 to 5 Gullys, and a pretty great picture of Carman.
5. False. The rumour is that the secret ingredient is sugar. Think about it. You can't deny the sweetness. And the addiction.
6. False. It is VERY noticeable. Especially in every person who used to be a Charlie's Angel. They were just on the Emmy's. They look like nylon cats. Stephen Colbert, though, was just pretty brilliant in announcing the best reality show and lamenting his loss to Barry Manilow. I love that guy.
7. True. Because I am very tired.
1. James Taylor is awesome.
2. Joan Collins is scary.
3. I am terrible at maintaining a lawn.
4. AndyGullahorn.com is a waste of your time.
5. There is no secret ingredient in McDonald's fries.
6. Plastic surgery is rarely noticeable.
7. I can't wait to go to bed tonight.
And now the answers...
1. False. He's boring. Most of my friends think he's really great, but I pretty much can't listen to him. Especially "shower THEEEEE people you love with love, show them THEEEEE way that you FEE-HHEEEL." Painful.
2. True. And very. Alison's watching the Emmy's right now. I don't really know who she is or what she's done, but she'll probably come at me with a knife in a nightmare soon. A Zombie nightmare.
3. True. I just mowed and did some weed-whacking. I need to call my brother, who is a part-time landscaper, to tell me what to do past that. And I probably won't do what he tells me because it all sounds frightening. And, you know, the toe thing...
4. False. AndyGullahorn.com is one of my favorite websites. Not only is he a brilliant songwriter, which he unarguably is, but he's freaking hilarious. His site has a review of each his concerts, in the form of a haiku, an opinions page, where he rates things from 1 to 5 Gullys, and a pretty great picture of Carman.
5. False. The rumour is that the secret ingredient is sugar. Think about it. You can't deny the sweetness. And the addiction.
6. False. It is VERY noticeable. Especially in every person who used to be a Charlie's Angel. They were just on the Emmy's. They look like nylon cats. Stephen Colbert, though, was just pretty brilliant in announcing the best reality show and lamenting his loss to Barry Manilow. I love that guy.
7. True. Because I am very tired.
Reader Comments (16)
Dang, you're doing the same thing we are. Sitting on the couch watching the Emmy's with our laptops in our.. well, laps. Too bad we're only blocks apart.
Nylon cats.. true true.
G'nite.
While Andy G's site is entertaining and humorous, it's updated about once every six months; ergo, I answered true.
I noticed that about Joan Collins too... I turned on the TV to see what was on and that was the first image. Scary.
All I can say is that I like some of James Taylor's stuff. Classic. It doesn't help that my parents raised me on it, either. That's why I'm in love with Michael W. Smith's First Decade album... Darn Parents...
And Andy G's site is is awesome. A good laugh was had.
McDonalds fries = Love | Wonder | Tempation | Beauty
...maybe not that extreme... but I like 'em. I like 'em a lot.
1. False, about time someone else admitted it
2. False, she gives me hope that I, too can live to be 4,500 years old
3. My lawn's dead, so I'll abstain
4. False, loved it.
5. False, they're made in meth labs
6. True: You can't tell, just look at Kenny Rogers
Once every six months my fanny, more like once every three months as the content is poured over and analyzed and run by test audiences. Andy G's website is like fine wine, DB..... wanna fight? And... just FYI... it was just updated.
Just kidding about the fighting, sort of....
Andy's better half
Jill: 1
DB: 0
She's small, but she's scrappy! ;)
1)F:I would hit James Taylor in the head with a stick if I got the chance .
2)T:Is that the chick that sings the send in the clowns song?
3)T:When is Dean coming home?
4)skip
5)F:the secret ingredient is powdered McLung.
6)skip
7)T:bed is good.
Ouch! I'm hurt but honored.
Well I love ya Andy but I have to strongly diagree on the JT issue. His songs are some of my very favorites and I'd like to take issue with all the hating. The CCM bashing is getting a bit old too but this is your blog after all so I'll shut my mouth. (: I love the new album so much and I look forward to hearing what you create in the days to come.
meant to say disagree- makes much more sense. (:
Hey Tom, we can agree to disagree, but is not liking James Taylor CCM bashing? Or did I misunderstand your comment?
Wait, Joan Collins or Rivers?
It was a bit of vague comment Andy sorry about that. ): I was referring to past blogs that seemed almost malicious toward Christian artists. I totally get what you mean about some of the relevance and validity of what they write songs about but we're all on the same team y'know? Thanks for writing back by the way! I'm such a big fan of your work both Normals and solo- you really do rock! Thanks for sharing your views and bits of your life with us! Take Care, Tom
The Charlie's Angels girls scared the freak out of me. Farrah Fawcet looked like one of those African tribe women who put discs in their lips.
Fans of Charmed, this is where you will be in 20 years.
...and McDonald's fries should be regulated by the ATF.
Don't think I've had Mcdonald's fries since I was a teenager- I think I need to find out what all the fuss is about. (: